shredable

something that is extremely pitted to ride skis or a snowboard on

The mountain is so shredable today its going to be a sesh and a half

by jedskittles January 25, 2012

Shredicles

When something that is already ripped up is ripped into smaller pieces. The result is lots of very small pieces that are impossible to put back together.

Mary: Did you get rid of the note we were passing in english class? I don't want John and David to find it again.
Jane: No worries, I ripped it to shredicles.

John: Yo dude, I found Mary and Jane's note from english class but they ripped it to shredicles so we can't put it back together again!
David: Aw man that sucks.

by Kappi69 July 5, 2009

spreadable buttery ballsack

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.

damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009

Screwable

Something that is hot enough for you to say you would have sex with it

That girl over there is so screwable

by DABEASTIEST January 12, 2008

Shredability

A measure of how easy it is to shred on one's guitar, or how well suited a guitar is for shredding.

"My Ibanez S7420 has amazing shredability."

"You won't get much shredability with that banjo."

"Just because you have EMGS doesn't mean your guitar has good shredability."

by The Shredaholic April 6, 2009

Shmeables

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".

Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*

by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022

spreadable

word used to describe an ugly, unattractive person. A development of the term BUTTERS for the intention of preventing the person in question from realising you are infact slagging them off to their face.

the development of the word:
butterS...butter...lurpak spreadable... spreadable.

spreadable ...your mum's rather SPREADABLE, don't you agree?

by hmriw August 1, 2008