shred chick 

shred chicks are the most coveted girls around. they are passionate and sassy, and have amazing snowboarding skills. they will school you in the park, work you in the trees, and if you are very lucky, kiss you on the lift. the faint of heart and gear cannot hope to approach the shred chick. you must be up to the challenge.

I am so in love with that shred chick, I just chased after her down the mountain.

shred chick by midget mafiosa January 17, 2009

shrek chick 

A big ugly girl who bares a resemblance to Dreamwork's Shrek.

Guy 1: Did you get question 2 on the assignment?
Guy 2: Yea, Shrek Chick helped me
Guy 3: BAHAHA she does look like Shrek!

shrek chick by SYNTOX March 17, 2010

Chicken Shed 

A chicken shed is generally a party that contains a higher ratio of undesirable women to favorable women. A "chicken head" is a women who talks your ear off and most the time utilizes movements of a bird without even realizing it. See Sweet Dee from always sunny.

Louise: Hey man I heard youre having a raging party! Richard: Ya but it ain't nothin but a chicken shed, Eric brought over a bad flock AGAIN!!

Chicken Shed by lucass qd March 14, 2011

chicken shed 

when someone does something seriously retarded.
referring to 'chicken shed' the well known theatre school/club for disabled children.

Guy 1: dude, john just tripped up some stairs then fell back down them.

Guy 2: fuck, that is some serious chicken shed shit right there lol!

chicken shed by gladtohelp63 October 29, 2009

check yourself before you shrek yourself 

Stepping back and looking at your actions before daring to enter Shreks swamp.

Idiot: Man this forest looks nice i think its where shrek lives! Lets investigate.
Me:Bro you better check yourself before you shrek yourself

check yourself before you shrek yourself by emojibitch August 5, 2014

Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself 

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

Check yourself before you shrek yourself 

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

Check yourself before you shrek yourself by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017