Shrattled

To wake up with a hangover and find your apartment a living mess from the night before because you were so drunk, horny and lonely that you decided to break or dismantle everything like a money in solitary confinement.

Bruce woke up covered in a shower curtain in his bathtub to find he had thrown a knife through the TV, smashed his skateboard over his stereo and left ramen noodles cooking on an open stove. His apartment was shrattled.

by Pippo101 March 16, 2012

shrattled

shook and rattled mashed into one word

this will leave you shrattled

by gdifyy February 23, 2017

Shattler

A loud, powerful fart that rushes around the feces as it departs the asshole, so it creates an air pocket and the crap rattles around a little before exiting.

Billy: “I was trying not to get noticed while taking a dump at the party and had a shattler, it felt kind of good, does that make me gay?”

Dave: “No, I love when I get a shattler, too bad they are so rare. If loving shattlers are wrong, I don't want to be right.”

by Louisiana Gold December 23, 2008

strettled

To have accidentally (or deliberately) caused a problem with some system or device.

Question: "Is the database broken?" - Answer: "Sorry, it's been Strettled!"

by dubstar January 22, 2015

scrattled

An intense mixed feeling between anger and fear. Can occur when already being rattled and becoming frightened during.

She was pretty scrattled after being left alone at night when her coworker walked out unexpectedly.

by SWAMPED June 19, 2015

Shuttled

So high you forget you're on Earth.

"Hey man, I'm so shuttled right now.."
"Me too man, where are we again?"

by CheechORChong? May 2, 2010

Shartled

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

by Markalept October 22, 2009