Shattler

A loud, powerful fart that rushes around the feces as it departs the asshole, so it creates an air pocket and the crap rattles around a little before exiting.

Billy: “I was trying not to get noticed while taking a dump at the party and had a shattler, it felt kind of good, does that make me gay?”

Dave: “No, I love when I get a shattler, too bad they are so rare. If loving shattlers are wrong, I don't want to be right.”

by Louisiana Gold December 23, 2008

shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

earth shatter

a variation of death from above in which a cluster is targeted, creating a mass knockdown. named for the crater it leaves behind.

squad 8 took an earth shatter! there is no back up any more!!!!

by Spaz De Kat January 15, 2009

shitter shatter

A rapid series of light farting/crapping noises when you're on the toilet taking a shit.

"He heard shitter shattering from the bathroom."

by BagofMojo October 30, 2015

shatter

A type of medical marijuana concentrate.

My condition was flaring up so I took a dab of shatter

by badfish565 September 20, 2013

shatter

A high potency cannabis extract that is pressed into a thin translucent sheet. It shatters like glass hence the name. Also called dabs by some partakers.

Good guy: I made some really dank shatter from last season's crop. Wanna try some?
Lucky guy: You bet!!

by GGG4896 January 13, 2019