shattle 

the pronunciation of "Seattle" by anyone of Asian descent, especialy Filipino

"I just got back from shattle"
"What the hell are you talking about? You shat your pants?"
"No, shattle. In Washington."
"Oh, Seattle. Why don't you learn how to speak you dumb bastard"

shattle by timyahtim March 28, 2009

Shattle 

To poo

"I think I just shattled my pants . . ."

Shattle by Nuht September 10, 2009

Shattle 

The act of defication while riding a bicycle. Primarily used to provide extra cushioning and support between the saddle of the bicycle and the posterior of the cyclist.

1. Lance shattled himself during the race in an effort to provide the support he lost to his missing testicle.

2. I heard John shattle in an effort to relieve his aching ass.

Shattle by fotofotof June 30, 2015

shattle 

to get off work earlier than a mate and rub it in their face

"shattles amy you crackhead - im fucking offski"

shattle by shatmister April 29, 2009

Shattle 

A combination of the words shat + tattle. To tell a person about someone else's dump or blowing up of a bathroom.

Frank: "I didn't even go into the bathroom yesterday, but I could smell Brett blowing it up in there!"
Tom: "Didn't you shattle on Bill last week? These guys are gross!"

Shattle by fhoenyx March 16, 2018

Shattle 

High speed flying projectile-like fragment of feces. Space shattle would apply if the fragment is above 100km ASL (Kármán line)

Marco farted and a shattle flew just past me

Shattle by LuiS0ares March 5, 2025

Shattle 

To aggressively poop, typically without flushing afterwards.

"Who just shattled in the upstairs bathroom? It smells foul."

Shattle by Yianni_topezzz September 23, 2025