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Shrattled 

To wake up with a hangover and find your apartment a living mess from the night before because you were so drunk, horny and lonely that you decided to break or dismantle everything like a money in solitary confinement.
Bruce woke up covered in a shower curtain in his bathtub to find he had thrown a knife through the TV, smashed his skateboard over his stereo and left ramen noodles cooking on an open stove. His apartment was shrattled.
Shrattled by Pippo101 March 16, 2012
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shrattled 

shook and rattled mashed into one word
this will leave you shrattled
shrattled by gdifyy February 23, 2017
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Shattler 

A loud, powerful fart that rushes around the feces as it departs the asshole, so it creates an air pocket and the crap rattles around a little before exiting.


Billy: “I was trying not to get noticed while taking a dump at the party and had a shattler, it felt kind of good, does that make me gay?”

Dave: “No, I love when I get a shattler, too bad they are so rare. If loving shattlers are wrong, I don't want to be right.”
Shattler by Louisiana Gold December 23, 2008

strettled 

To have accidentally (or deliberately) caused a problem with some system or device.
Question: "Is the database broken?" - Answer: "Sorry, it's been Strettled!"
strettled by dubstar January 22, 2015

scrattled 

An intense mixed feeling between anger and fear. Can occur when already being rattled and becoming frightened during.
She was pretty scrattled after being left alone at night when her coworker walked out unexpectedly.
scrattled by SWAMPED June 19, 2015

Shuttled 

So high you forget you're on Earth.
"Hey man, I'm so shuttled right now.."
"Me too man, where are we again?"
Shuttled by CheechORChong? May 2, 2010

Shartled 

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.
"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."
Shartled by Markalept October 22, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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