I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.
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"Dude, you gotta come with me to the bar, all the girls will be all over you and then i can pick up the pussy shrapnel."
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Oh no! I guess I wasn't thorough in my wiping job considering that I have a nasty case of butt shrapnel
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