Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

Sharpled by TheOld319 November 15, 2020

Sharpled

The act of ejaculating into a soft top convertible car roof

Me : That dude is sick he just Sharpled all over that car

Sharpled by GManSharples March 1, 2018

Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted from the effects of over pouring alcohol.

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

Sharpled by TheOld319 November 15, 2020

Sharpied

To be written on with a sharpie pen.

"OMG, Georgie just sharpied me!"

Sharpied by Lollypop 24073 September 9, 2009

Full Sharples 

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.

"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"

Full Sharples by Bozohawks December 18, 2011

Shartled 

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

Shartled by Markalept October 22, 2009

Sharples

A man that loves steam sales and would love a women if they gave him free steam keys.

Girl: I have lots of spare steam keys.

Man: Then you will love Sharples.

Sharples by SharplesPepe July 29, 2017