1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.
"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."
"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."
"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."
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1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body
2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis
3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead
2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis
3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead
1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead
2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.
3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.
2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.
3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.
by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
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by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011
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2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.
Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains
by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005
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