shrumph

1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.

"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."

shrumph by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

shrimphead 

1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body

2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis

3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead

1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead

2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.

3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.

shrimphead by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

Shrumthi 

A cool, sweet, pretty Tamil. Also can be known as Madurai or Mamai.

Shrumthi is the sweetest thing in the world that ever happened to me!

Shrumthi by Detroit Malu Joe November 3, 2003

Shrump 

Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.

You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.

Shrump by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011

Shrumple 

1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.

Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains

Shrumple by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005

Shrump 

A buttery and Delicious delicacy from the Country of Stein. The Shrump is a shrimp that looks like Donald Trumps face.

We met up for dinner the other day and ate Shrumps.

Shrump by Alex Squegg December 9, 2016