shpilkus 

shpilkus (SHPILL cuss) noun. Yiddish literally 'Hairpins in the tuchas.' indicates or symptoms of gas, cramping, etc. in the intestines

Mordecai: Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.
Ma: (To herself: Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...
Mordecai: (To himself: Oh fuck!)
Sue: "Smith" Mrs. Goldfarb.
Ma: Lovely name, what was it before dear?
Ma: (To herself: Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.)
Sue: Before what Mrs. Goldfarb?
Mordecai: (To himself: Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?)
Ma: You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.

shpilkus by Little Miss Sunshine!! November 10, 2006

shpilkis 

{Transliteration from the original Yiddish}

Noun:
To 'bounce off the walls', nervous energy without purpose. In English - to be 'on pins and needles'. Common in kids when they have had too much sugar, or adults too much caffeine {or any combination of same}. Kids with ADD or ADHD before they are medicated.

"Oy, you kids in the back seat! Enough with the shpilkis already, or I'm gonna turn around this car around, right now!"

"Check out the cat, she got into the catnip. Such shpilkis I have never seen!"

shpilkis by Shpilkis M Katz {I'm not kidding!} February 2, 2006

shpilkes 

nervous energy, tha word is yiddish.

I had shpilkes before the interview.

shpilkes by j. zerusi January 16, 2005

Spilkus 

The third gender of human beings. A spilkus or plural (spilki) can have male or female characteristics. However, spilki draw their power from their enticing, curly hair. Spilki are also easily recognized by their extreme awkwardness and love of running. Unfortunately, Spilki are extremely succeptible to injury. Spilki can mate with other spilki or themselves to produce spilkins (spilki youth). A group of spilki is called an Awkward.

-Did you see that Spilkus limping through the meadows the other day?

-Yeah i think there was a whole awkward of Spilki.

Spilkus by Kendra Suklips August 25, 2010

shpilkas 

Antsy, excited, nervous

I am so excited about going to the Morrissey Concert that I have been on Shpilkas all day!

shpilkas by Not A Shiksa October 30, 2003

shpilkis 

Yiddish. The type of boredom that makes you want to scream and jump up and down, as opposed to the type of boredom that puts you to sleep.

By the time I had answered the 200th multiple choice question without a break, I had such a case of shpilkis I wanted to scream and run all the way back to Rumania!

shpilkis by Mordie April 16, 2006

shpilkes 

Could someone please define this, I saw it on a web site once.

What the shpilkes is happening?!
Wow, that sure is a nice looking shpilkes you found.

shpilkes by cuando December 10, 2004