Spilkus

The third gender of human beings. A spilkus or plural (spilki) can have male or female characteristics. However, spilki draw their power from their enticing, curly hair. Spilki are also easily recognized by their extreme awkwardness and love of running. Unfortunately, Spilki are extremely succeptible to injury. Spilki can mate with other spilki or themselves to produce spilkins (spilki youth). A group of spilki is called an Awkward.

-Did you see that Spilkus limping through the meadows the other day?

-Yeah i think there was a whole awkward of Spilki.

by Kendra Suklips August 25, 2010

Spilkshake

When a Tom Mcgregor ejaculates into a milkshake. Their sperm is now in the milkshake, therefor creating a spilkshake.

guy 1: did you taste that weird milkshake?
guy 2: mate! that was a spilkshake!
guy 1: OMG! that is disgusting

by jjjaaayyy June 10, 2014

shpilkus

shpilkus (SHPILL cuss) noun. Yiddish literally 'Hairpins in the tuchas.' indicates or symptoms of gas, cramping, etc. in the intestines

Mordecai: Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.
Ma: (To herself: Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...
Mordecai: (To himself: Oh fuck!)
Sue: "Smith" Mrs. Goldfarb.
Ma: Lovely name, what was it before dear?
Ma: (To herself: Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.)
Sue: Before what Mrs. Goldfarb?
Mordecai: (To himself: Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?)
Ma: You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.

by Little Miss Sunshine!! November 10, 2006

spillusion

An optical illusion that is so mind blowing that your brain spills out of your mouth.

That optical spillusion was way too much for Harry to handle.

by Tyrone The Black Gai July 12, 2017

Spickus Dickus

When a grand wizard points at some cock and balls and they just disapear

“Spickus Dickus” said the Grand Wizard. The mans cock and balls where gone!

by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018