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The ability to anger a piece of shit. A Shozor is one that can take an ordinary piece of shit and turn that piece of shit irrational. A piece of shit can also refered to as a chode.
Man that Shozor really angered that piece of shit. Did you see how irrational that piece of shit became after getting Shozered?
shozor by Khazad January 7, 2005
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bi shoor 

Someone who has no etiquette, socially awkward and dumbass.
Bi shoor chera behesh gofti?
Why did you tell him?( in the context of being a dumbass and not keeping a secret)
bi shoor by Faz_lnd June 12, 2016
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shozor Shoora shoorty shazor shizora Shoborna shogor Shonor Shonora shoord
(vt) to totally pwn, dominate, and/or abuse. Implies an excessively one-sided competition, action or event, to the point of gratuitousness. When one is shazored, one's opponent left no doubt as to who was in control. A good shazoring will cause spectators to remember the incident wherein one was shazored more than the events surrounding it.

Derived from Ernest Shazor, a football player at the University of Michigan, and inspired by his last-minute heroics in the game against Purdue University on October 23, 2004.
"Did you see Shazor when he shazored the receiver??"
"I'm gonna totally shazor my thermo exam."
"Bust out the Everclear - I'm getting shazored tonight."
shazor by Nacho Dan November 3, 2004
I shoord this idea just in case someone was a little bit in trouble with the Sbobina, maybe it helps... ☀️
shoord by 3zar May 23, 2020
A uniform dark color, on which are placed, randomly, much lighter spots or sumbols, ultimately resembling a starry sky.
From the japanese word for starry sky: hoshizora
The shizoral night sky.
shizora by Gaiacarra June 24, 2006

Shoportunity 

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.
I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.
Shoportunity by MontanaC March 4, 2009

Shoportunist 

Someone who goes looking for sales bargains
"She queued for 5 hours waiting for the store to open and the sales to start. Now that's a serious shoportunist!"
Shoportunist by DracsGirl April 10, 2009
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