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(vt) to totally pwn, dominate, and/or abuse. Implies an excessively one-sided competition, action or event, to the point of gratuitousness. When one is shazored, one's opponent left no doubt as to who was in control. A good shazoring will cause spectators to remember the incident wherein one was shazored more than the events surrounding it.

Derived from Ernest Shazor, a football player at the University of Michigan, and inspired by his last-minute heroics in the game against Purdue University on October 23, 2004.
"Did you see Shazor when he shazored the receiver??"
"I'm gonna totally shazor my thermo exam."
"Bust out the Everclear - I'm getting shazored tonight."
shazor by Nacho Dan November 3, 2004
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Brian: Where are we?

Cow: Shazoo!

Stewie: Looks like we're in Europe
Shazoo by theomastix December 19, 2011
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Shatoria 

Sexy, intelligent, and beautiful black woman that has a bubbly personality.She's a passionate lover and someone you can lean, and has a smile that lights up the room. She works hard and brings home the money, but still has time for family and friends.
Shatoria by mickeylife September 8, 2009
Is a strong beautiful girl , very funny and goofy to hang around , most likely to brighten your day. Has a very short temper when she is pissed off but she is a very good friend
Shacora be cracking me up
shacora by B.I.t.och May 14, 2018
The sound that a cow most certainly does not make.
"The cow says, 'SHAZOO!'" "...it most certainly does not!"
Shazoo by grimgrim April 15, 2010
A nice looking whether in a tonned size. Confident sometimes. Sometimes humble. Depend on situation. The way you treat him is what the way he treat you. Independent sometimes. Love to be unique. Weirdo sometimes. Respecting is the key
Shazri tu sapa? Alaa shazriiii tu.

Haaa dia tu kaaa.

ppl tht know him, they will know, he use the right intimacy based on what ppl did to him
shazri by youwillknowoneday April 23, 2018
-One of the sweetest guys you will ever meet. Any girl would be lucky to call him hers. He's very thoughtful, handsome, hilarious, and adorable. Although he is shy, once he starts to open-up, he will become a great friend. Man of every girls' dreams.
I child was born.

Doctor: What will you name him?

Father: Ahmad

*baby remains ugly*

Mother: No! Shazrul
*baby becomes beautiful beyond all compare*

Doctor: That's the greatest name ever!
Shazrul by shazrul December 27, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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