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Do you have evidence that they're the Impostors? Showet.
Showet by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap June 17, 2021
To Fail
To be a failure
ugly troll
Thats a ShOwie
You just pulled a ShOwie
ShOwie by CGForumz December 17, 2008
To take a shit right before you shower, also known as shiwer
C'ya later, i got to go home and showit.

I like taking showits, i shit and wash the turd left over.
Showit by show- it May 21, 2011

showmethumtitties 

"showmethumtitties." A phrase that in itself, captures the collective attitude and mentality of rebuking and belittling the postmodern feminist movement. Contemptuous, repressive, real. Used as much as a rallying cry as it is a direct instruction.
Self-empowered woman: "You'd better respect me. If you don't appreciate me, I'll find a real man who will."

Disinterested male: "showmethumtitties."
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Dillusional ex-girlfriend: "This is my new boyfriend as you can plainly see, he's much better than you ever were."

Two gentlemen nod, share unspoken acknowledgement, "showmethumtitties".
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Uppity coed has gathered a campus crowd: "Hi guys, my name is arbitrary female name, and I'm running for Student-Body President. It's really important that you all come out to vote, so that we can show the rest of the school how seriously our class takes student government and the betterment of this university."

Largely-male audience: "showmethumtitties."
showmethumtitties by friarSams September 1, 2007
A fresh avacado just picked from a tree
Hey mark what are u doing

Or just getting some showet at the store
Oh make sure there fresh
showet by Hmgdog June 2, 2016
When you try to type "shower" but type "showet" instead like a clown.
Speng: I just hopped out of the showet, good job
Alright: showet
Cyanellus: showet
Speng: showet
Music: showet
Shining: showet
showet by SpengleJon March 19, 2021