friarSams's definitions
A person who, through absurd or irrelevant actions or comments, achieves a certain level of idiocy that likens him or her to a clown.
A joke, loser, douch bag, jerk-off
A joke, loser, douch bag, jerk-off
by friarSams March 23, 2005
Get the clown statusmug. To go anywhere with a large group of people. People will mean mug and want to fight you, but will not due simply to the size of your entourage
Safety in numbers
Safety in numbers
by friarSams December 20, 2004
Get the roll deepmug. by friarSams January 8, 2005
Get the grazzle monstermug. Much like barrel, a barrel ass is a woman who has a massive ass, which resembles a barrel.
Different from a ghetto booty, as there is nothing good about a woman who is considered to be a barrel ass
Different from a ghetto booty, as there is nothing good about a woman who is considered to be a barrel ass
I cant BELIEVE you hooked up with that barrel ass last night, bitch had to turn sideways to walk out the door!
by friarsams May 2, 2005
Get the barrel assmug. by friarsams November 14, 2005
Get the Drinkiesmug. "showmethumtitties." A phrase that in itself, captures the collective attitude and mentality of rebuking and belittling the postmodern feminist movement. Contemptuous, repressive, real. Used as much as a rallying cry as it is a direct instruction.
Self-empowered woman: "You'd better respect me. If you don't appreciate me, I'll find a real man who will."
Disinterested male: "showmethumtitties."
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Dillusional ex-girlfriend: "This is my new boyfriend as you can plainly see, he's much better than you ever were."
Two gentlemen nod, share unspoken acknowledgement, "showmethumtitties".
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Uppity coed has gathered a campus crowd: "Hi guys, my name is arbitrary female name, and I'm running for Student-Body President. It's really important that you all come out to vote, so that we can show the rest of the school how seriously our class takes student government and the betterment of this university."
Largely-male audience: "showmethumtitties."
Disinterested male: "showmethumtitties."
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Dillusional ex-girlfriend: "This is my new boyfriend as you can plainly see, he's much better than you ever were."
Two gentlemen nod, share unspoken acknowledgement, "showmethumtitties".
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Uppity coed has gathered a campus crowd: "Hi guys, my name is arbitrary female name, and I'm running for Student-Body President. It's really important that you all come out to vote, so that we can show the rest of the school how seriously our class takes student government and the betterment of this university."
Largely-male audience: "showmethumtitties."
by friarSams September 1, 2007
Get the showmethumtittiesmug. by friarSams September 20, 2004
Get the jumpmug.