friarSams's definitions

showmethumtitties

"showmethumtitties." A phrase that in itself, captures the collective attitude and mentality of rebuking and belittling the postmodern feminist movement. Contemptuous, repressive, real. Used as much as a rallying cry as it is a direct instruction.

Self-empowered woman: "You'd better respect me. If you don't appreciate me, I'll find a real man who will."

Disinterested male: "showmethumtitties."
------------------- --------------------------
Dillusional ex-girlfriend: "This is my new boyfriend as you can plainly see, he's much better than you ever were."

Two gentlemen nod, share unspoken acknowledgement, "showmethumtitties".
------------------- --------------------------
Uppity coed has gathered a campus crowd: "Hi guys, my name is arbitrary female name, and I'm running for Student-Body President. It's really important that you all come out to vote, so that we can show the rest of the school how seriously our class takes student government and the betterment of this university."

Largely-male audience: "showmethumtitties."

by friarSams September 1, 2007

Drinkies

Mixed alcoholic drink.

The only ice I got is in my drinkies

by friarsams November 14, 2005

pounders

The larger, 16 oz. cans of beer. Usually of the domestic variety, you know someone is serious when they walk out of the liquor store with a bag full of pounders.

Ya dude I got a six of Bud pounders for the ride down.

by friarSams May 27, 2005

jump

Nasty, slutty female. Hood term

Nigga don't take her out, shes a straight jump

by friarSams September 20, 2004

short stack

Also a term for an individual, particualrly a man, of short stature. Insult

Sam: "Yo whats up short stack?"
Gary Coleman: "What u talkin about"

by friarsams April 20, 2005

roll deep

To go anywhere with a large group of people. People will mean mug and want to fight you, but will not due simply to the size of your entourage

Safety in numbers

We roll deep up in the club

by friarSams December 20, 2004

clown status

A person who, through absurd or irrelevant actions or comments, achieves a certain level of idiocy that likens him or her to a clown.

A joke, loser, douch bag, jerk-off

Yo I just thought I'd tell you that your boyfriend is total clown status.

by friarSams March 23, 2005