A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.
Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned
by Numba1 February 5, 2014
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A Japanese military leader who often practices "open carry" when out-'n'-about in da public eye.
Some people think dat practicing "showgun" is da best way to let everyone know dat "you're carrying"; personally, I think it's just a lot of flashy arrogance dat makes observers uneasy and resentful.
by QuacksO May 29, 2022
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