An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.

A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.

*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.

**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.

***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.

See you at 2pm darling, Im 'having a showgirl morning....

Showgirl Morning by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018

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showgirl herpes

(n) Glitter, glitter fucking everywhere. Just like herpes, you can never get rid of it! It's there for life.

After the show she found herself covered in showgirl herpes

showgirl herpes by Danny London March 16, 2015

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The life of a showgirl

Taylor swifts latest album, released last Friday at the time of writing this

The life of a showgirl to swifties is the equivalent of a new iPhone or iPad to Apple lovers

The life of a showgirl by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 7, 2025

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showgirls

Probably the most unintentionally funny movie ever made. Very overacted and dramatic. Take a shot everytime Elizabeth Berkley's character gets angry and storms out of the room; you will be dead by the end of the movie.

The only thing the men enjoyed during Showgirls were the many pelvic thrusts.

showgirls by Rip Her To Shreds October 2, 2005

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