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Showgirl 

A girl that puts on a show!
My friend, Ashtyn: Do you know what a showgirl is?
Me: A girl that puts on a show
Showgirl by A scientist February 4, 2018

Showgirl'd 

When a young innocent female child star becomes a nude actress in big budget films.
Many people expect Hilary Duff and The Olsen Twins to get showgirl'd.
Showgirl'd by Jeremy November 24, 2003

Showgirl Morning 

An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.

A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.

*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.

**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.

***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
See you at 2pm darling, Im 'having a showgirl morning....
Showgirl Morning by Eva Gardenia November 14, 2018

showgirl herpes 

(n) Glitter, glitter fucking everywhere. Just like herpes, you can never get rid of it! It's there for life.
After the show she found herself covered in showgirl herpes
showgirl herpes by Danny London March 16, 2015

The life of a showgirl 

Taylor swifts latest album, released last Friday at the time of writing this
The life of a showgirl to swifties is the equivalent of a new iPhone or iPad to Apple lovers

showgirls 

Probably the most unintentionally funny movie ever made. Very overacted and dramatic. Take a shot everytime Elizabeth Berkley's character gets angry and storms out of the room; you will be dead by the end of the movie.
The only thing the men enjoyed during Showgirls were the many pelvic thrusts.
showgirls by Rip Her To Shreds October 2, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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