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Shopgirling 

Verb. Based on the events of the 2005 Romaric drama film ‘Shopgirl’ starring Claire Danes and Steve Martin.

When a wealthier older male uses his greater access to resources to spoil and future-fake a log term romantic relationship with a younger woman in order to gain then retain sexual access to her whilst actually having zero intention of actually committing to her.
Ray Porter was Shopgirling Mirabelle. He treated her well, spoiled her with luxuries and gifts and let her believe he wanted to be with her in the future. When the reality was he only wanted a sexual relationship with her on his terms.
Shopgirling by J-Lime April 22, 2024
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Shopgifting 

Basically putting random shit in people's carts when they're not looking in the hopes that they either buy it without realizing it or it's really awkward for them because of what the item is.
Since shoplifting is morally wrong why not give someone something instead by shopgifting
Shopgifting by Shopgifting March 9, 2013
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shopgifting 

The act of leaving trash or any unwanted items on the shelves at a store instead of throwing them away or returning them. A common thing that happens at Walmart.
"I caught a guy shopgifting, he left a Starbucks cup in the toilet paper aisle."
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