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shower not a grower 

a guy with a big schlong, but it doesnt get any bigger once erect.
"when I got into bed with this guy his penis was big but once he was turned on it did not get any bigger, he was a shower not a grower"
shower not a grower by mepheld November 2, 2013
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he's a grower not a shower 

A shower already has a big penis when flaccid and does not grow much more and a grower has a small penis flaccid but grows a lot having an erection
"Johnny has a small dick!"
"Nahhh he's a grower not a shower."

a grower, not a shower

Penis is small when soft, but it grows to a nice size when erect.
I’m a grower, not a shower.

I'm a grower not a shower

It's when your strength when bench pressing improves but your chest size does not
Man 1: Hey man your chest big yet?
Man 2: Nah man I'm a grower not a shower

grower not a shower 

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.
After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

Grower not a shower 

Starts very small but erects be the size of thanos finger
Yo tony u got a small one, nah I’m a grower not a shower

grower not a shower 

trader who does not show the full volume on a bid/offer is a grower not a shower.
The seller who originally showed an offer for 50 lots on a V17 2.50/2.75 1x2 Put Spread can now offer for 100 lots. He's a grower not a shower.
grower not a shower by AFERN03 February 10, 2017
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