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showergasm

a showergasm is when you put the tip of your dick in the spot where the water of the shower hits the hardest.
hey breh i had a nice showergasm last night when i was taking a shower
showergasm by majordick January 30, 2010

showerage 

A term used to describe the act of taking a shower. Usually used in place of the phrases "In the shower" or "I'm taking a shower."
Man, I need to partake in some major showerage action; I smell like a fish basket!
showerage by Godzilla Esquire December 14, 2008

showerbag 

Used in negative terms.

Someone who lacks intelligence in certain areas. People have started calling others "showerbags" instead of the more common word douchebags.
My boyfriend just called me a showerbag for letting his antiquity out of the closet
showerbag by ptbi September 14, 2010

showergardening

if or when you take place in trimming or shaving the bush around your genitals. It can work for both guys and girls.
John- "what took you so long to shower?"

Jenni- "I was showergardening!"

showergasm

A Orgasm type feeling that results when climbing into a shower after heavy manual labor or just exhaustion. Showergasms can be as pleasurable as an orgasm. Some things that happen when you recieve one are: legs going limp, grumting or panting, and shiviers up your spine
after i got back from 20 hours of lifting lead, i climbed into the shower and collapsed in pleasure because of my showergasm.
showergasm by spermin' peter March 19, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019