The act of showing off, and or letting your ego roam free after you have done something extremely awesome.
by Ivan. Person. September 16, 2007
The act of a man deficating into a persons mouth then proceeding to have sex with said mouth with said feces still in it.
As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."
As seen on Sonic commercial: "and this one is called the Kentucky show boat."
"He wanted to give me a Kentucky show boat and I said yes because I thought he was offering me jumbo popcorn chicken."
by Tipdock March 4, 2012
Guy: Alright we won, take everything off!
Girl: No please do we have to?
Guy: Its either that or a boat show.
Girl: Fine..
Girl: No please do we have to?
Guy: Its either that or a boat show.
Girl: Fine..
by MBM116 February 21, 2011
1: "Yo guys, are we boat showing tonight?"
2: "What? You mean gong show or possibly show boating?"
1: "No, I mean BOAT SHOWING!"
2: "What? You mean gong show or possibly show boating?"
1: "No, I mean BOAT SHOWING!"
by freebirdy June 26, 2010
When your at a party where its all fat chicks standing around eating cheetos and wiping the cheese dust off on there over-alls then one of them walks over and ask you if you want to go look at her collection of Maroon 5 CD's
by HuskerDu April 12, 2005
When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
by HoneyBoatShow February 12, 2013
Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?
Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.
Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.
by Mike December 22, 2004