shovle 

When your friend somehow forgets how to spell "shovel" and realizes its too late because you have already uploaded it to urban dictionary to make fun of him. If you're reading this I got you good 😂

"Shovle? Ima use this against you."

shovle by 𝒮𝒽𝒶𝒹♡𝓌 𝒦♡♡𝓀𝒾𝑒 April 21, 2020

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

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Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

Shovel Talk 

The "If you hurt him/her I will break you" talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.

Father of the bride: "I have a shovel and 30 acres of land. If you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body."

Groom: "You don't need to give me a Shovel Talk, sir. I would rather die than hurt her."

Shovel Talk by Ifer April 9, 2013

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Sperm Shovel 

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

Sperm Shovel by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Shovel Gang 

A global community of shovel enthusiasts that enjoy digging up dirty beats, bonsai farming, plowing snow, building tiny sand castles, and anything else you can do with a shovel. Known for a life style of large chains and tiny shovels. Shovels up, hoes down.

I really dig the shovel gang. every day i'm shovelin'

Shovel Gang by theshovelgang March 8, 2019

shove it sideways 

A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.

Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"

shove it sideways by wavyg July 17, 2014