While a woman is being fisted she engages her kegels, stands up and spins around in a circle until she releases the fister, flinging him across in the manner of a shotput.
-Holy crap man! I'm never going to fist a bitch again.
-What do you mean?
-I was fisting my girl and she got pissed.
-So what happened then?
-So she gets pissed and she fuckin' shotputs me across the room!
-Harsh, dude, I hope you learned your lesson.
-What do you mean?
-I was fisting my girl and she got pissed.
-So what happened then?
-So she gets pissed and she fuckin' shotputs me across the room!
-Harsh, dude, I hope you learned your lesson.
by TrainwreckMary June 04, 2007
Get the shotputmug. by Will January 04, 2005
Get the the Oklahoma shotputmug. by Pal Blacketts November 20, 2006
Get the Horizontal Shotputmug. To recieve a blowjob while taking a shat and having your partner rub pepper in your nose in order to sneeze. The goal here is to experience three satisfying feelings at the same time.
example 1-
1:"Dude, I think she loves me"
2:"Why do you say that?"
1:"Because she gave me the Pepper John Shotput last night"
2:"Wow, that is love... I guess I love my Dad then."
1:"umm....not supposed to Pepper John Shotput your dad dude"
2:"Oh, I'm an asshole"
example 2-
Girl: "Come on honey, I'm horny!"
Guy: "I don't know babe, I have to Cleveland Browns to the super bowl"
Girl: "Okay, I'll Pepper John Shotput you, but you have to give me the Colorado Turnaround tonight"
Guy: "Okay, love you.
1:"Dude, I think she loves me"
2:"Why do you say that?"
1:"Because she gave me the Pepper John Shotput last night"
2:"Wow, that is love... I guess I love my Dad then."
1:"umm....not supposed to Pepper John Shotput your dad dude"
2:"Oh, I'm an asshole"
example 2-
Girl: "Come on honey, I'm horny!"
Guy: "I don't know babe, I have to Cleveland Browns to the super bowl"
Girl: "Okay, I'll Pepper John Shotput you, but you have to give me the Colorado Turnaround tonight"
Guy: "Okay, love you.
by Ben "Dover" July 11, 2007
Get the Pepper John Shotputmug. The Hungarian Shotput, is the act of throwing bitesize amounts of food from a distance, into the mouth of a person who sleeps with their mouth open.
I caught my snoring Grandma on the family couch, so I grabbed some scotch eggs and played a bit of Hungarian Shotput.
by KanveyNipper October 11, 2021
Get the Hungarian Shotputmug. When you shove a pool ball in a midgets ass and feed them laxatives. Then proceed to spin them around until it shoots out.
See that guy over there, I bet he would be perfect for the Cincinnati shotput , I bet he would shoot it far.
by RaginHonki October 08, 2023
Get the Cincinnati shotputmug.