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shossing 

Shossing, or shossin' comes from a combination of the words, shit, shower, and toss or tossing.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.
'remember that girl from the other night'
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."
shossing by joepus April 11, 2008
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Shissing 

When you have such bad diarrhea that it feels like your pissing out of your asshole; shitting piss.
Ugh, I was shissing yesterday because of the flu
Shissing by LeatherHunterman February 6, 2019
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shoesing 

The act of choosing / putting on your shoes before exiting your household
Friend: yo man, you ready?
Me: one sec, I'm just shoesing
shoesing by BobbyShoe10 October 16, 2020

shissing 

To have a case of extreme diarrhea where the fecal matter is completely liquid. Like pissing out of your ass.
Dude don't eat that week old Taco Bell in the fridge or you'll be shissing for days.
shissing by Marzmellow March 21, 2008
Volatile owner and parttime operator of the semi-popular Mugen Sex website. Operating as Dead Panda, provides selectively chosen current events regarding the MUGEN community.
ShoShingo is the King of Infara.net.
ShoShingo by anon April 6, 2003

shissing 

A combination of shiting and pissing, you’d say it when something is really funny
Bro i’m shissing so hard
shissing by yourmomscousin April 24, 2020

shoshing 

v. doing something (really easy) so spectacularly wrong that your friends mock you endlessly.
that girl spilled juice all over herself, and she was using a sippy cup! totally shoshing it.
shoshing by whats_dkk November 18, 2013
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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