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Scootsified

When something has become schnebbled beyond repair through your own actions.
"This Specialized has become Scootsified after I adjusted the hubs"

"After my small adjustments my bike has become Scootsified"
Scootsified by Lookboy October 6, 2009

Youtube Shortsifed 

When a trend that comes from TikTok gets ruined by Youtube Shorts by making the trend worse and cringier.

Notable examples include:

Grimace Shake

Blue Smurf Cat

The Amazing Digital Circus

Wednesday
Person 1: MY FAVORITE FANDOM GOT YOUTUBE SHORTSIFED!! NOOOOOOO

Person 2: womp womp 💀

Person 1: are you fucking serious rn

shortsized 

The same as “funsized”; cute, short (obviously), funny and and seriously hot. However, shortsized is more the complimentary side of funsized, so minus the annoying voice and more of the “sex on legs” type of description.
“Hey Katie is soooo shortsized isn’t she?”
“Yeah I know, I’d smash”
“That’s my shortsized girl, back off
shortsized by Babes101977789 October 20, 2017

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026