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The same as “funsized”; cute, short (obviously), funny and and seriously hot. However, shortsized is more the complimentary side of funsized, so minus the annoying voice and more of the “sex on legs” type of description.

“Hey Katie is soooo shortsized isn’t she?”
“Yeah I know, I’d smash”
“That’s my shortsized girl, back off”

shortsized by Babes101977789 October 20, 2017

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ShortFuZeD

He's the smartest guy around go sub to him he is so cool and awesome and does not smell like butthole and feet if you disagree birds will peck your pp he is also my idol so cool guy

Wow that man is a shortfuzed

ShortFuZeD by ShortfuZeDTV January 1, 2021

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shortsized • Youtube Shortsifed • ShortFuZeD • Shortiedowop • Shortside • shortsified • Shortyied • short-lived • smart-sized • short-lived infatuation

Shortside

A hockey term. When a player with the puck rushes towards the net and choses to shoot towards the near side of the net, aiming between the goaltender and the nearest post to him. The term was coined by winger K.D. Fielding of the Toronto Maple Leafs in a post game interview when asked what is going through his mind on fast breaks.

I was coming in down the left wing and gave 'em a little dangle before going shortside, top cheese.

Shortside by musclebrow January 23, 2013

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Shortiedowop

Another name for shorty or when someone doing to much.

Okay shortiedowop I see you. Okay shortiedowop chill out.

Shortiedowop by Shatia drake January 24, 2022

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Youtube Shortsifed

When a trend that comes from TikTok gets ruined by Youtube Shorts by making the trend worse and cringier.

Notable examples include:

Grimace Shake

Blue Smurf Cat

The Amazing Digital Circus

Wednesday

Person 1: MY FAVORITE FANDOM GOT YOUTUBE SHORTSIFED!! NOOOOOOO

Person 2: womp womp 💀

Person 1: are you fucking serious rn

Youtube Shortsifed by theurbandictionarier February 21, 2024

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Shortyied

To get hard done by or "rorted". The most unlucky guy is also known as a "shorty"

"Im stuck at the embassy because someone took my passport, I just got fully shortyied"

Shortyied by Smellard7 August 31, 2018

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shortsified

When you upload a YouTube video that is under one minute and not in the 16:9 aspect ratio turns into a YouTube short but you did not want to make it a short and the video is lower quality due to the size of the YouTube shorts UI

Dammit! My new YouTube video got shortsified!

shortsified by bubblegumguy342 December 7, 2024

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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