shortney

Noun.
A metrosexual male who also happens to be short in stature.
Common traits of shortneys include wearing formal clothes to casual events, talking non-stop about their insecurities and using their phone's camera to fix their hair.
Shortneys are rarely on time due to the difficulty they have in breaking eye contact with a mirror.

It took one shortney three hours to decide which pants to wear grocery shopping. By the time he arrived at the store, it was closed. The shortney didn't eat dinner that night, he cried himself to sleep instead.

by TooPhunx February 13, 2014

Shourtney

A smosh ship that is sailing to this day. The shourtney ship is a mix of Shyane Topp and Courtney Miller. They are a very good team and they have been working on the channel since as long as I could remember. Many people ship it and so do I!! Although they aren't really together, we would like for them to be.

Shayne: your my Favorite pizza placeeeeee

Courtney: your dumb!!!
Me: Yeah I definitely ship Shourtney

by Smoshisthebest July 24, 2019

Shortness of breath

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

by Circy4 July 20, 2016

shortness

It’s like when he calls a girl he likes shorty especially if she is shorter than him

How are you shortness?

by henna83 May 30, 2018

hot-shortness

hot-shortness: Selma Hayek

Selma Hayek is the epitome of hot-shortness.

by position_x_force March 2, 2005

shartney

the cutest ship in the internet

there was a shartney moment today

by alonso1234 July 16, 2021

paul shortley

Man of pure strength and ability. One who has very small legs and dates goblins/dudes. If you are named Paul Shortley you do not deserve life. You're fucking gay

Wow! Look at that man that looks like a faggot, its Paul Shortley.

by komaz May 29, 2019