shartney

the cutest ship in the internet

there was a shartney moment today

by alonso1234 July 16, 2021

shartnel

small pieces of shit that explode from ones anus during a shart

Andrew knew instantly after he sharted that he felt pieces of shartnel in his silk briefs.

by lg95409 December 2, 2010

Shartner

A person you hold hands with while you both shart yourselves.

Pete: Want to be my shartner, Dennis?

Dennis: It would be an honor, homeslice!

by PistolPedro March 11, 2021

Shatney

Shatney is a word that is used to explain the sexiest most handsome people on the planet. You should be honored when someone says that about you. Someone who is a Shatney is usually kinda tall, tan, hot, muscular, and funny.

Wow did you see that hot guy? Hes a shatney! hot

by Lyrical Genious September 22, 2016

sharney

She’s a hell fire of an angel. She’s a natural at everything she does. She is the mama pit bull of the family and everyone else’s families. She’s very protective. She’s hardworking and is the most dominant and manipulative of all women. She can do anything. Sharney is a great Newfie cook, great lover and better fighter. She’ll sing and charm the heart out of anyone! She is strong like bull and the best mother in the world.

Damn, look at Sharney go!

Everyone knows sharney!

Sharney is the best cook and even better singer!

Look sharneys on stage again!

by MrsAnonymous01 March 26, 2021

Sartney

Someone who is very cool, very mod, very hip, very envied.

Who is that girl? She is sooo Sartney!

by Jim October 27, 2003

shortney

Noun.
A metrosexual male who also happens to be short in stature.
Common traits of shortneys include wearing formal clothes to casual events, talking non-stop about their insecurities and using their phone's camera to fix their hair.
Shortneys are rarely on time due to the difficulty they have in breaking eye contact with a mirror.

It took one shortney three hours to decide which pants to wear grocery shopping. By the time he arrived at the store, it was closed. The shortney didn't eat dinner that night, he cried himself to sleep instead.

by TooPhunx February 13, 2014