Noun.
A metrosexual male who also happens to be
short in stature.
Common traits of shortneys include wearing formal clothes to casual events, talking non-stop about their insecurities and using their
phone's camera to fix their hair.
Shortneys are rarely on
time due to the difficulty they have in breaking eye contact with a mirror.
It took one shortney three hours to decide which pants to wear grocery shopping. By the
time he arrived at the store, it was closed. The shortney didn't eat dinner that
night, he cried himself to
sleep instead.