Noun.
A
metrosexual male who also happens to be short in stature.
Common traits of shortneys include wearing formal clothes to casual events, talking non-stop about their
insecurities and using their phone's camera to fix their hair.
Shortneys are rarely on time due to the
difficulty they have in breaking eye contact with a mirror.
It took one shortney three hours to decide which pants to wear
grocery shopping. By
the time he arrived at
the store, it was closed. The shortney didn't eat dinner that night, he cried himself to sleep instead.