shortitude

Da merely-a-few-degrees "north and south" navigational/measurements dat da Flat-Earth Society claims dat our planet possesses.

If you try to convince a dedicated flat-earther dat our planet is a sphere, you'll likely get an interval of irritably-acrid and closed-minded "shortitude" in response.

shortitude by QuacksO August 30, 2026

Shattitude

A portmanteu of the words 'shitty' and 'attitude'. It can be summarized as an individual who is overly cynical, uncouth, irritable and flat out rude. Usually people with shattitudes are extremely unhappy and wretched and seek to bring others down into their endless abyss of misery and self-loathing with them.

Jessica is hopelessly insecure and makes up for this by berating others as much as possible. She has a terrible shattitude.

Shattitude by Robjef622 January 8, 2017

Shattitude

A combination of shit and attitude.

When someone you know has a shitty attitude. They may be normal people until the smallest thing sets them off. Then they get a shitty attitude, or a shattitude.

Shattitude by you understand? October 22, 2017

Shattitude

A poor or unaccpetable attitude towards someone or something.

That teentool needs working on; he's got shattitude.

Shattitude by Mr Henderson Smith February 24, 2009

Shattitude

An emotion one feels when they have to have a severe bowel movement (take a shit/shat) but they can't for some reason or another.

I had to suddenly take a shit while I was driving, I ran into use the bathroom at a gas station and the bathroom was out of order. I had a shattitude like no other!

Shattitude by ALL BIZ September 24, 2018

Shaqtitude 

The overall level of Shaq as defined by the masterpiece known only as "Shaq Fu". Those who are at peace with their inner Shaq and profess extreme dexterity in the ancient art of Shaq Fu can achieve supreme Shaquillination and successfully encounter situations of even the most impressive Shaqtitude.

Following heavy meditation, The Great Shaquille raised his mighty fist and contacted with an uppercut; the opponent was decimated by the Shaqtitude of the blow.

Shaqtitude by Sensei SkullWolf August 26, 2005

Shattitude

The grunts and/or other assorted sounds expelled from one shitting.

"*Uhhhhhh!!!*"

"You betta fix that shattitude, boy! Don't make me take my belt off!"

Shattitude by whowhatwhenwherewhyhow December 15, 2008