Shortround

He cocksmacked a guy. His paddle is a penis.

Shortround knows that the black one is female, but still chose the white one.

Shortround by REBOOT April 25, 2004

Short Round 

When a guy means to pull out, but doesn't make it.

Mark had a short round with Sarah.

Short Round by MikeyTP May 21, 2018

Short Round 

Typically the pimp name for a 4' 2" absolute unit. May be shorter then your local soap dispenser, but will not hesitate to destroy friends faces and not remember. Prone to violence if denied a high five.

Short Round terrifies me, she's the stuff of nightmares.

Short Round by Please Don't Beat Me Up Annie November 13, 2018

SportSound

1. Horrendous Scottish sports radio stations thats on the AM and fm.
2. always seems to have the rangers match on when I tune in.
3. Tries really really really hard to beat the Scoreboard round up on SRH and cant
4. Try try as they might to be funny about the SPL clubs but arent.
5. try try as they might to be funny about the lesser leauges like 1,2,3 div and usualy are very funny about them.
6. never carries those lesser matches unless somthing outragious is to happen at the ground.

Arab: the Arabs play today
Arab1: really well you know the drill
Arab: yep gimme the radio
Arab1: remeber sportsound check the Rangers match and then off to radio tay for real coverage.
Arab: yep leave it to sportsound to screw half of scotland out of a match.

SportSound by UnitedEatsTheDee June 15, 2005

Shortund 

Short and rotund. Describes a large person with short stature.

Hey, did you see the new girl? She's shortund!!

Shortund by thrasher12 July 4, 2012