Shortwicks
A Jehovah's witness showed up at my door the other day and started giving me the God spiel so I totally went shortwicks on him.
Shortwicks by Johnny Shortwicks January 1, 2012
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shortbucks
Any retail business containing a small Starbucks cafe, typically displaying a limited offering of the standard menu of food and drinks and staffed with baristas who have received only a remedial education in their craft.
shortbucks by theswooper August 8, 2015
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Strawberry Shortdick
Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.
Strawberry Shortdick by Adolf Lincoln August 11, 2016
Shortdick
A verb that describes a poor attempt in any sport or game which requires shooting or aiming at a target, in which the player's try fails embarrassingly far in front of the goal, calling the player's masculinity and endowment into question.
Shortdick by thekentuckykid January 13, 2011
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Strawberry Shortdick by Anal parade April 17, 2017
Shortwich
A really REALLY small dick
Girl 1: AYYYY so did u eat that dick like a mf sandwich?
Girl 2: NAHHHH more like a shortwich
Girl 1: lol rip
Girl 2: NAHHHH more like a shortwich
Girl 1: lol rip
Shortwich by lil thachty September 27, 2020
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.