Shortwicks

quick tempered, easily angered, quickly agitated.

A Jehovah's witness showed up at my door the other day and started giving me the God spiel so I totally went shortwicks on him.

Shortwicks by Johnny Shortwicks January 1, 2012

shortbucks

Any retail business containing a small Starbucks cafe, typically displaying a limited offering of the standard menu of food and drinks and staffed with baristas who have received only a remedial education in their craft.

The idiot at the Shortbucks had no clue how to make my drink.

shortbucks by theswooper August 8, 2015

Strawberry Shortdick 

Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.

Strawberry Shortdick by Adolf Lincoln August 11, 2016

Shortdick 

A verb that describes a poor attempt in any sport or game which requires shooting or aiming at a target, in which the player's try fails embarrassingly far in front of the goal, calling the player's masculinity and endowment into question.

"Shit! If Jeff hadn't shortdick his last shot, we could have won the Beer Pong tournament!

Shortdick by thekentuckykid January 13, 2011

Strawberry Shortdick 

A ginger with a small dick, used primarily as an insult

Be quiet "Strawberry Shortdick."

Strawberry Shortdick by Anal parade April 17, 2017

Shortwich 

A really REALLY small dick

Girl 1: AYYYY so did u eat that dick like a mf sandwich?
Girl 2: NAHHHH more like a shortwich
Girl 1: lol rip

Shortwich by lil thachty September 27, 2020