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short skirt 

a piece of clothing, often favored by girls who want to show of some legs. Short skirts range from minis to just up to the knee and can be made out of any fabrics. Short skirts can be worn as part of a business suit.

Scantily-clad chicks may often where super short skirts, often to attract men.
I was at the club the other night, when I saw a pair of girls wearing some tight short skirts. Freaking hot!
short skirt by Arrows November 16, 2007
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Short skirt 

I wear a short scirt and a guy walks up to me so he can fiddle with my pussy
Short skirt by Simply holly October 13, 2016

Short Skirt Version 

Explaining something to someone but keeping their interest. Like how a short skirt keeps a guys interest.
When Amy's story was getting boring, Don told her to tell the short skirt version of the story.
Short Skirt Version by I♥HP December 24, 2009

Short skirts 

Your skirts is too short ugh no one what to see your short skirts

Damm your so sexy because your skirts is too short
Short skirts by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016

shirt shart 

Everybody has a shitty day every once in a while. Sometimes when nature calls one can find that adequate facilities are too far away to be reached in time. In a pinch, you can rip off your shirt pocket and use it to wipe your ass when no toilet paper is available. A SHIRT SHART is the process of crapping and the using your own shirt pocket to wipe up.
Yeah, I got caught up in a shirt shart yesterday. We were fishing at the lake and I had to take a dump. I gotta go to Old Navy now to replenish my wardrobe.

Shirt skort 

Yup, shirt skort. On postmalone’s latest track he said

“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.
Dude 1: bro what was postmalone on when he said shirt skort.

Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.

Shirt Shot 

The act of looking down a girl's shirt.
"Duuude, did you get a shirt shot on that chick?"

"Mann, I soooo did, her tits are huge!"
Shirt Shot by Cat Food October 20, 2009