short arm

the male's sexual organ, teh penis.

she wants my short arm tonight! I'm going to blast it up, stick it in, flip the skins, do dirty dancing.

by mother bitch November 22, 2002

Short Arm

A person who arms do not reach far enough down to get to the money in the bottom of their pockets. This prevents them from paying for a round of drinks.

George is a short arm he avoids paying for anything.

by ChemoCroc June 7, 2009

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.

I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.

by Earl F. Parrish May 25, 2006

short arm inspection

Examination of the male genitals, especially the penis to verify good hygiene and absence of disease. Years ago, VD (veneral disease) was spreading among army personnel so soldiers had to submit to these exams to insure that there were no unusual discharges from the penis and (especially uncircumsized) soldiers were clean. Since the rifle was nicknamed the long arm, the penis was named the short arm which is the origin of the name.

The sarge woke us up at 2 AM last night to perform short arm inspections.

by subidar May 27, 2011

Short Arm Syndrome

The term that refers to the condition of a person who is so obese that their arms cannot reach their back side, making it impossible for them to effectively clean themselves after deficating. (A person who is so fat that they cannot wipe their ass.)

That fat guy smells like shit because he has Short Arm Syndrome.

by Dr. Thaddeus July 10, 2009

Short Arm Syndrome

Short Arm Sybdrome (also known as S.A.S) refers to a person with short arms. Not abnormally short arms just generally short arms. Usually associated with Short Everywhere Syndrome; refering to a short person. Agian not an abnormally short perosn just short.

I can't reach it I suffer from SAS, Short Arm Syndrome.
When a persons arms are just to short to reach something.
If someone is discribing someone and says "they were short, about your hieght actually." You probally have Short Arm Syndrome.

by KottonMouthQueen17KMK February 10, 2008

Short Arm Syndrome

when a male (typically of teenage years/ one who plays minecraft) has a large ego, therefore thinking he is the best. Often, he will boast or brag. Abbreviated as S.A.S

John plays with his cannons so much, he's developed Short Arm Syndrome.

by young_volcanoes September 19, 2017