shopia 

shopia is the most athletic country like girl you'll ever meet shes tough,popular,athletic,and shes the best friend u could ever have. She can be aggressive and want to fight a lot but she never hurts you. she can be pretty bosy sometimes, but she always has good intentions. She can be really weird sometimes but shes the nicest person you'll ever meet

"wow shes a real shopia"max said
"i know right" Jose replied

shopia by lailarome26 November 28, 2018

_____shopia 

_____shopia is kinda cool...REALLY REALLY COOL her edits are to die for

Girl 1: hey do you know _____shopia?
Girl 2: hell yeah she's super cool
Girl 1: I KNOW RIGHT
Girl 2: HELLL YEEEEE

_____shopia by Konnu May 11, 2021

shoppaholic 

A person who is addicted with shopping. When stressed out, he or she resorts to shopping.

Sometimes when things are really bad, I take my shoppaholic treatment.

shoppaholic by in the name of love January 25, 2017

shopalop

An overly camp way to refer to a shopping trip.

Would you fancy a shopalop tomorrow evening?

shopalop by teddyward April 20, 2012

shopitoffism 

A term used to describe the attempt to quell uncomfortable emotion through compulsive acquisition.

He had a dire case of shopitoffism that put him in debt to the tune of about thirty grand on that sad and pitiful weekend.

shopitoffism by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

Curbside Shopaholic 

one who is excessively fond of browsing through and taking discarded items left for garbage pick up on the curbside to the point it becomes a habit.

A hoarder.

Knew she was a curbside shopaholic when I saw her car was packed with more boxes of unwanted trash items again.

Curbside Shopaholic by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

Shopasaurus 

Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.

A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.

Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.

The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.

Shopasaurus by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011