stoinks

Stoinks is very similar to stonks,
It means a great financial increase, but even greater. Used by few, but can also describe something random when someone doesn’t know what to say or doesn’t want to say anything. Also, it can show that you pleased.

What’s 2+2=? Stoinks

Parent: I’m leaving for work, play a game or something.
You: Stoinks

by minecrafterty1 October 24, 2019

Stonks

A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.

*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”

by thequifichuntlord July 8, 2019

Stonks

When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks

by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019

Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"

by DankStonks June 17, 2019

stoinkos

Sex while travelling or living in Greece, Crete, or the Mykonos Islands.

While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.

by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

stonks

buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.

stonks

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

Stonks

A meme used to describe a retarded economic decision. It is commonly followed with a picture of Meme man standing behind a picture of a stock market with the caption "stonks".

Me: Trades 100 wood for 1 emerald

My friend: Stonks

by Retardy McMemester June 21, 2019