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(N.)A bathroom untility combining a shower and toilet, thus allowing the occupant to shad like a motherfucker whilst remaing steamy hot and squeaky clean. (v.)-Schoiler
I'm a busy man; I only stay at a Four Season's equipped with a schoilet.
schoilet by Nick Trap May 16, 2006
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shoilette 

a combination of a shower and a toilette often in bathrooms without a clear separation between the two.
Kathy thought that her shoilette was very convenient as a place to shave her legs. Plus you never know when you might need to go.
shoilette by ayyfron September 1, 2011
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A toilet with a shower head attached to it. You can take a poo and have a shower at the same time too.
I need to have a shower and take a poo, but I don't have the time.

Go jump on the Shoilet.
Shoilet by XvGRIMREAPERvX February 21, 2011
The room in a small RV (recreational vehicle)that includes a combination of a shower & a toilet.
Man Aaron, you smell horrible. You should go wash yourself up in the shoilet
shoilet by daddioaz May 27, 2006
A disfunctional bathroom setup whereby a shower and a toilet exist in a barrier free environment. Commonly found in the dormitories of Sienese universities, these cramped and unthoughtfully designed bathrooms typically decrease the occupant's will to live.
"my shoilet is disgusting and cramped"

"Nini, when is my flooded shoilet going to be fixed?"
shoilet by Steven Brinks January 25, 2009

Schooletic 

A student who is keen into learning. He/she/it/they is/are anxious to miss schoolwork.
Danisse is always in the honor roll list. She is such a schooletic!
Schooletic by JuanEyronCarylGay December 17, 2021
A combination shower and toilet. Using the shower to either urinate or defecate in.
As in:

John: "Man, I really have to take a piss, but I need to get ready for work."

Mary: "That's ok, John. Just use the shoilet!"
Shoilet by suz_q666 March 3, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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