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shnoodles

A concluding remark or gesutre at parting. Another way of saying "good-bye"
Talk to you soon hon, Shnoodles!
by Candy July 30, 2004
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Shnoodles

A replacement word for the phrase "Hey can I hit your vape?" Because your friends are tired of hearing the full 6-word sentence.
"Ah shit I forgot my vape at home. Shnoodles?"
"Seriously, again dude? Fine."
"Thanks dawg"

Or just "Shnoodles?"
by tryingtoquit August 8, 2025
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Shnoosle

English version of German "Schnusel": a cute dearie.
Even though he trolled a lot on the boards he was always a perfect shnoosle with me.
by DCR January 3, 2009
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schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
by tinwillie June 22, 2011
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Schnoodle

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it
My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.
by Tromp September 12, 2007
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shmookles

A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."
by dawordmaster August 6, 2014
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Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013
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