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Shnoodles 

A replacement word for the phrase "Hey can I hit your vape?" Because your friends are tired of hearing the full 6-word sentence.
"Ah shit I forgot my vape at home. Shnoodles?"
"Seriously, again dude? Fine."
"Thanks dawg"

Or just "Shnoodles?"
Shnoodles by tryingtoquit August 8, 2025

Shnoosle 

English version of German "Schnusel": a cute dearie.
Even though he trolled a lot on the boards he was always a perfect shnoosle with me.
Shnoosle by DCR January 3, 2009

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011

Schnoodle 

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it
My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.
Schnoodle by Tromp September 12, 2007

shmookles 

A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."
shmookles by dawordmaster August 6, 2014

Long Distance Schnoodle 

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!