WarKnees's definitions

war knees

War Knees occurs when a female has been on her knees too much and she has bruises.

"HEY MAN, THAT GIRL HAS SOME SERIOUS WAR KNEES.."

by WarKnees April 23, 2017

war knees

War Knees is when ones knees are completely fucked up as a result of shooting at ISIS during this crazy shit war.

"SORRY MAN, I CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL WITH Y'ALL...I HAVE WAR KNEES."

by WarKnees April 23, 2017

Shneeze

A shneeze is when one individual shits and sneezes simultaneously.

I think I just had a shneeze spell in your backseat.

by WarKnees October 22, 2018

Piggie Smalls

Piggie Smalls was Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson's pig through out their monarch mind controlled relationship.

"Pete, have you seen Piggie Smalls anywhere?"

"No, I didn't fry any bacon today."

by WarKnees October 22, 2018

Man Period

Man Period is when the boyfriend decides he wants to be a girl and starts acting like he is entitled to be a whiny little bitch. As women, we have to accept the Man Period for what it is. A period without tampons, pads, or blood.

I just want to be up in the mountains, away from everyone so I can get through this awful Man Period that it currently bleeding out of my metaphorical Mangina.

by WarKnees June 29, 2017