shnarble

To rub oneself briskly against any surface. Preferably face to couch or bedspread.

"Dude, Zacky shnarbled her hardcore last night"

shnarble by Shnarblebear January 1, 2014

Shnarklepuff 

Unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. Often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. A shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.

'Hey, I'm just going to bed so don't bang your head on the way in'

(after the speaker leaves) 'Dude, that was a massive shnarklepuff'

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Examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).

Shnarklepuff by Yours Truly, August 14, 2010

shnargle 

something that is the TITZ.

i'm shnargle
that's shnargle
totally shnargle,y o

shnargle by shnargleface January 12, 2008

snarble 

To entrap someone's genitalia in the sucking end of a Dirt Devil or other vacuum device in a tragic but hilarious accident.

While vacuuming the couch cushions, Pam accidentally snarbled Jim who was sitting on the couch.

snarble by snarblarzor122 January 12, 2011

snarbles 

an incredibly funny cartoon, created by a deliciously funny man.

damn, that snarbles cartoon was funny.

snarbles by sean November 15, 2003

shnerble 

Shnerble is when you rub the side of your balls after a build up of sweat with your index finger and hastily swipe it across the top lip of a passer-by whilst shouting the word Shnerble and running off.

"Omg! you should of seen his face when I caught him with a Shnerble. It must of smelt so bad!"

shnerble by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

schnarble 

An invisible bitey creature, that makes a person believe they are actually being bitten. Very sneaky.

I was just sitting on the chair and something bit me! Theres a schnarble lurking around.

schnarble by atticusthatacus February 22, 2011