2 definitions by Coops12345

Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.

Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

shnerble

Shnerble is when you rub the side of your balls after a build up of sweat with your index finger and hastily swipe it across the top lip of a passer-by whilst shouting the word Shnerble and running off.

"Omg! you should of seen his face when I caught him with a Shnerble. It must of smelt so bad!"

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017