Shmuk 

A real nigga who pulls all the bitches

Damn! That dude is a fucking shmuk! He piped Jennifer yesterday morning, he fucked her sister in the evening, and now hes gonna get laid by Monica.

Shmuk by crshthwhp May 13, 2020

Shmuk 

basically the forskin

holy shit, my shmuk just fell on the floor

Shmuk by phukket December 18, 2003

shmuk 

If you get called a “shmuk” you are definitely a fucking cunt

wetty: *doesnt pull skimpy bong*
me: “you fucking shmuk”
*wetty cruises away*

shmuk by I_sniff_ket_everyday January 23, 2020

Shmuck 

A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move

Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck

Shmuck by Succulent wenis May 22, 2018

Shmoke a bewl 

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

Shmuckanese 

The culture and language of someone that speaks absolute nonsense.

Ayo big man, stop speaking Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.

Shmuckanese by prithxm December 27, 2021

Shmuble 

Mix between a mumble and a shout.
Incomprehensible human English.

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying.

Shmuble: These two gentlemen are literally shmubling at this point.

Shmuble by Blaze1639 June 7, 2016