shmuke

Meow

Dude did you just shmuke in your pants?

Meow

by anonymous June 22, 2023

Shmule Bar

Another name for a nic stick, chooch, smack, vape

Cheddy let me tap the Shmule bar

by Jmpmarciano June 5, 2022

Shmoke a bewl

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

shmoke

way to describe smoking cannabis, especially for people who don't smoke cigarettes.

Ryan:"hey amit going for a spliff today?"
Amit:"yepo gonna shmoke it up"

Girl:"hey do you have any fags?"
Boy:"nah soz don't smoke"
Girl2:"hey coming for a spliff?"
Girl:"thought you didn't smoke"
Boy:"yeah but i shmoke"

by thethongofanime November 8, 2005

shaukeen Gabru

Generally speaking, young man who does something for fun

In theory, an activity or interest pursued outside one's regular occupation and engaged in primarily for pleasure.

G is offcourse a shaukeen Gabru , he keeps dog, horses and rabbits just for fun , do take part in horse/dog racing but with no potential of earning etc.

by Gabru October 12, 2011

Shmuk

A real nigga who pulls all the bitches

Damn! That dude is a fucking shmuk! He piped Jennifer yesterday morning, he fucked her sister in the evening, and now hes gonna get laid by Monica.

by crshthwhp May 13, 2020

Shtuked

to be treated badly and caught of guard at the same time.

I can't believe I was shtuked by my boss at the company picnic yesterday.

by novasee June 9, 2009