It means "horses penis" in hebrew. my brothers best friend is jewish. he told us. used for an insult. duh.
"that guy just cut me off! what a schmuk!"
by i am awesome July 20, 2005
1. A person that is boring, lame or lazy. They're the kind of person you don't wanna do an all nighter with.
e.g: "I don't wanna do it."
"Ahhh don't be a schmuk."
by U-man May 4, 2005
A foolish twat.
Shut up Oakley Denson you Schmuk, you don’t belong here anymore. No one likes you.
Cut your hair.
by Khanawowski July 15, 2019
Everything that goes into making Giants QB, Eli Manning.
Only a schmuk could possibly fumble the ball without contact, while diving head first.

Wow, Eli Manning is such a schmuk.

When you look up Schmuk on Urban Dictionary, Eli Manning is listed.
by P. Burress November 22, 2010
THE AngelusAnicetus.
Anyone named AngelusAnicetus is the one and only Schmuk
The biggest Schmuk there ever was and will be
Angelus Shush, you are a Schmuk what are you on about
by KaanRedux March 28, 2022
Only Schmuk uses Canadian Encylopedia as a final authority on any subject.
by Vfilipch October 17, 2006