Shmuk Share definition Flag A real nigga who pulls all the bitches Damn! That dude is a fucking shmuk! He piped Jennifer yesterday morning, he fucked her sister in the evening, and now hes gonna get laid by Monica. Shmuk by crshthwhp May 13, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Shmuk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch