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holy shit, my shmuk just fell on the floor
Shmuk by phukket December 18, 2003
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If you get called a “shmuk” you are definitely a fucking cunt
wetty: *doesnt pull skimpy bong*
me: “you fucking shmuk”
*wetty cruises away*
shmuk by I_sniff_ket_everyday January 23, 2020
A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move
Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck
Shmuck by Succulent wenis May 22, 2018

Shmoke a bewl 

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.
*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"
Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

Shmuckanese 

The culture and language of someone that speaks absolute nonsense.
Ayo big man, stop speaking Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.
Shmuckanese by prithxm December 27, 2021
Mix between a mumble and a shout.
Incomprehensible human English.

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying.
Shmuble: These two gentlemen are literally shmubling at this point.
Shmuble by Blaze1639 June 7, 2016
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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