showned

When pronounced it sounds similar to clowned. It's a Sex act originating in East Tennessee where a guy goes from one girls rectum to another girls mouth without either of them knowing about the other. In order for it to be completed successfully, the second girl(mouth) has to ask " why does your dick taste funny".

I get more pussy than the pound, so I showned it like I owned it.

showned by Ashley P. March 19, 2008

Shooned 

To run up behind somebody, and jab your thumb into the back of their neck.

Adrian ran up behind Jack, and proceeded to jab his thumb into Jack's neck. "You just got Shooned!"

Shooned by BetterThanU March 14, 2017

Kelly spontaneously showed up 

To be aroused sexually; to get a boner without expecting

Kelly spontaneously showed up when Jeris was on a road trip to Wyoming with the guys.

Kelly spontaneously showed up by CougarCrazies August 2, 2008

Shiowned 

To be PWN3D, OWN3D, Dissed or totally dominated by Shion Sonozaki, the well known Yandere of Higurashi no naku koro ni. The origination of this term is from the Higurashi Parody Fandub series, created by the user Nyodude.

Keiichi: Well, I can definitely see that you want to protect Satako, But I'm still calling your sanity into question.

Shion: Why's that?

Keiichi: Oh, no reason, It's just that last I checked, Chairs were meant to be seated on the floor.

Shion: Floors? I HATE FLOORS!!!

*Hits Keiichi over the head with a chair*

-----SHIOWNED-----

Shiowned by SpasticCucumbers June 20, 2009

slowned 

To slowly be owned by someone or something.

"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."

slowned by Ed Crane July 1, 2005

i showed you that 

When an individual reposts a link, quote, pictures, etc. on Facebook without crediting the person from which they were originally shown the material. The original poster usually comments the newly reposted material saying "umm...i showed you that" complete with nuances of irritation and a "wtf" feeling since you did not credit their name.

Usually used in cases of extremely viral, common, and clichéd material; therefore, a shout out is generally not expected.

"check out miss teen south carolina hahahaha"

comment: "UMMMM wow i showed you that."

i showed you that by cal polyy October 4, 2009

showed my ass 

A figurative expression of rage.

"I showed my ass at the airport yesterday when they canceled my flight to Denver"

showed my ass by Dr. Jodi M February 12, 2010