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shmortle
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When you
pop a shmort
in the middle
of
the street
and an onlooker gelps.
Tom: Shit man did you hear how Ron shmortled
the other night
?
Larry:
Fuck man
,
what a savage
.
by
Shmortimer
February 26, 2017
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