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something too cute to handle

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what a shmoof!

that dog is such a shmoofy
shmoof by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010
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shmorf • Shmorfing • shmoof • shmore • Smorf • shmorgus • Shmorp • shmoff • shmorange • shmork
A flower that has downs
That flower is a shmorton
shmorton by Shmorton hears a who December 28, 2013
The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.
"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"
shmerffle by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008
The rejuvenating feeling one gets from others or individuals after a conversation, connection, musical set or arrangement, visual performance, laugh or anything truly uplifting to your spirit or higher self. When your love tank is refilled by even a single word or gesture. Heartfelt electricity amongst people. Example: '2 people giving each other support in a twitch DJ CHAT when you are on the other side of the planet'.

Make this the meaning not the derogatory one. Love you peeps! Shmort!
We had a good Shmort fest and left feeling amazing! I shmort you. The place was full on Shmort. We shmorting up the place. Love, Shmort,
SHMORT by EtownJunglists July 20, 2021

Fatty Shmorg 

When you rip ass into your homies mouth, then proceeding to make out with the boys to transfer the stench.
Me and the babes ripped the fatty shmorg at a friends house
Fatty Shmorg by squeeble chungus October 3, 2020

shma-shmortion 

another term for 'abortion'. as used in the movie Knocked Up.
"OK. I won't say it for 'baby-ears' over here, I think you should go get a shma-shmortion. down at the shma-shmortion clinic."
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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