shmooz 

Slang for smoking - could be used as a singular and plural

"I need to buy some shmooz"

or

"Wanna come to the garden for a schmooz"

shmooz by Andi July 14, 2004

Shmooz 

It’s that poopoo that gets on your Gucci underwear after you have a big Lincoln Log.

John woke up to shmooz all over his underwear and ass.

Shmooz by anonymous September 14, 2020

Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.

You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.

shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006

Lazy Shloozan 

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

Lazy Shloozan by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022

shmoobs 

Seriously Huge Manboobs!

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!

shmoobs by koworot April 28, 2013

schmoozola 

Noun. Charm, "like butter". Used particularly in situations where you encounter a person who is in an especially bad mood and you require something from them or you require them to do something for you. This could be equated to the Italian guinea charm (referenced in Godfather I by the fictional movie director, Leo Wolz).

"In order to get a discount at the rental car place, I had to use a little schmoozola on the hot, but self-absorbed, brunette attendant."

"I knew at raise time I would have to use a little extra schmoozola on the boss, so I bought her a spa day for her birthday."

schmoozola by DMT 32 December 2, 2009