Shmoozark 

A wildly obese and ugly person

Shut up bro you look like shmoozark

Shmoozark by Pssani December 13, 2019

Shmoozered 

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

Shmoozered by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Shmoozer 

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)

He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.

Shmoozer by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

Shmoozer 

Someone that uses other people for their benefit

bro #1: "you know he only wants you at the party so you can get him alcohol, he's a fuckin shmoozer."

Shmoozer by henryzz September 28, 2008

shmoosack 

An angry Mexican kid

Yo did you see shmoosack the other day?

Yea he was angry and shit

shmoosack by SHMOOSACK January 18, 2024

shmoozerazin

Working on your latest project

From the (urban) verb "to shmooze", from the Latin unknown.

"Hey, you shmoozerazin?"
"Yeah actually, got all enemies done except for two"

shmoozerazin by anonymous October 28, 2025

Shmoozer

Someone you can talk to about pretty much anything—advice, life, drama, ideas, or just random conversation. A Shmoozer makes themselves available for one-on-one calls and messages, usually through a personal link or subscription.

Basically, someone who provides their time, attention, personality, and conversation for a fee.

1. “I follow her on Instagram, but she’s also a Shmoozer, so you can actually subscribe and talk to her one-on-one.”
2. “She’s one of my favorite creators, and now she’s a Shmoozer, so I can actually talk to her one-on-one.”
3. “I was bored and felt like talking to someone interesting, so I called a Shmoozer.”

Shmoozer by Rebecca Roberts September 19, 2026